April 2011
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This sentence has five words.
sweethesound:
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a...
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cakeintheface:
Elliott Smith- Waltz #2 (XO)
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shameless deprivation manifesting itself...
I’m beginning to catch myself thinking stupid errant thoughts like
“nutella sandwich or pancakes trololololo~ I should download another episode of Shameless after breakfast”
AND THEN BAM
IT HITS ME LIKE A POTATO (for the sixth time or so)
SEASON 2 PREMIERES NEXT YEAR
NEXT
YEAR
DA.
FUQ.
I find myself subconsciously hovering over the download link I have bookmarked now...
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HAAAAAY NEW FOLLOWERS
Anonymous asked: You seem like a person interested in this. Apple launched iPad2 and we're looking for testers. We will send the iPad to you completely free & cover the shipping costs. We ask you to test the iPad, it's features and functionality. As an added incentive for participation you'll get to keep the iPad. We've selected a hand-few induviduals and you're one of them. It's...
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aceafer:
Fuck Yeah Empires: Chicago rockers finalists in Rolling Stone contest
birdcage:
fuckyeahempires:
Playing for the cover: Chicago indie rock quartet Empires are among the eight unsigned artists left in Rolling Stone’s “Do You Wanna Be a Rock & Roll Star” contest, which will place the winner on the magazine’s cover in August and award it with an Atlantic Records contract. (etc...
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“To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll…. More of A question really....”
– Neil Gaiman speaking as The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant) would if he were in “Hamlet”. (He was.) (via thatgeeklover) (via parrotworm, threeneilsaday)
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petewentz-:
PRESS PLAY AND WATCH THE GIF
“Why join Tumblr?
We are known for protesting funerals all around America, and...”
– The Westboro Baptist Church Tumblr editor, explaining how they’re now going on a Crusade to tell everyone on Tumblr how homosexuality is wrong in God’s eyes. Somehow, with the high population of atheists in the Tumblr LGBT population, I doubt that will work very well. (via deathbypolitics)
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shanparkervarietyhour:
‘Here’s Some Real Damage Mark Zuckerberg Did to the Winklevoss Brothers That Wasn’t in The Social Network’
At one point during the summer of 2004, according to documents viewed by Business Insider, Mark told friends he had exploited a flaw in ConnectU’s account verification process to create a fake Cameron Winklevoss account with a fake Harvard.edu email address.
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Oh my god.
fluorescentbutterfly:
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english-rose1408:
Go to ‘http://tumblr.com/block’.
Type ‘facebook.com’ in the bar.
Click ‘Block’.
See the username in a green outline above.
Dead.
haha
THAT IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING EVER.
Pfffffff!!!!
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mapspinnin asked: i'm so high right now and all your posts are making me crack up
hahah
hahah
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The Rules of Spieling Peter
meansoftie:
#1 - The first rule of Spieling Peter is, you do not talk about Spieling Peter’s personal information.
#2 - The second rule of Spieling Peter is, you DO NOT talk about Spieling Peter’s personal information.
#3 - If someone says any personal information about Spieling Peter, Spieling Peter is going to be fired.
#4 - Love Spieling Peter.
#5 - There is only one Peter Pan and that is...
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