GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
parrotworm: When I feel like watching TSN: when I’m sad when I’m happy when I’m angry when I’m dead inside when I want to feel human emotions when I feel like watching softcore porn aka all the time I FEEL ALL OF THESE THINGS ALL THE TIME ugh also Mark/Eduardo? MARK JUST TAKES AND TAKES AND EDUARDO JUST GIVES AND GIVES NO QUESTIONS, NEVER HESITANT HOW FUCKING FAMILIAR “Your...
silentroads: My Love For Daniel Radcliffe...
I'm in a hotel room
I AM TUMBLING (IS THAT THE TERM IDK) FROM SINGAPORE. ORCHARD ROAD IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. LARGE CROWDS THAT BARREL PAST YOU AND THROUGH YOU, HOWEVER, ARE NOT. In exactly 10 hours, I will be busy gearing up every fibre of my being into having as much fun as possible at Universal Studios. I LOVE HOLIDAYS CAN YOU TELL. ALSO TAKING THIS OPPURTUNITY TO WISH EVERYONE A CAPSLOCKINGLY AWESOME CHRISTMAS!...
My mother coerced me to destroy my Mars brand chocolate candies.– The one and only Jesse Eisenberg via Manageable Tongue Twisters
James bifurcated corn, Although I don’t really give a shit.– Jesse Eisenberg and his charming Manageable Tongue Twisters (via sarah-of-a-lesser-god)
I wish Tumblr had some sort of setting to organize...
WHAT IS THIS CONSTANT BOMBARDMENT OF AWESOME I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW I’M STILL FUNCTIONING MY BODY MUST HAVE SLIPPED INTO AUTOPILOT MODE DURING ONE OF MY FITS OF UNPRECEDENTED GLEE LKSNBDKLNSB SOCIAL NETWORK GHHHNG STOP STOP STOP STOP
Oh Dan, you never change
chickenbuttegg: 2001 Dan at Regis and Kelly (SS) http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1511056/dan-shaking-o.gif 2005 Dan at Regis and Kelly (GOF) http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1511049/dan-at-regis-kelly-o.gif 2009 Dan at Regis and Kelly (HBP) http://www.gifsoup.com/view4/1511005/dan-rad-o.gif
He’s gotta feel like my flesh and blood for the betrayal to mean something to...– Andrew ‘just admit you are boyfriends in every way including a sexual way with Jesse Eisenberg please’ Garfield (via corcordium)
That awkward moment when you realize that you’ve reached That Point of the holidays where your personal style changes from anything beforehand to just sweatpants and baggy shirts all day err day because YOU DON’T GIVE NO FUCK NO MORE
WANT AN AWESOME BUT AMBIGUOUS ENDING THAT MAKES...
I WISH I COULD JUST HAVE SOME INCREDIBLY TALENTED...
parrotworm: And I could just say things like, “Castiel belongs in Hufflepuff because one of his most defining characteristics is his loyalty. Sure, he’s brave, too - and smart, and he could be quite cunning when he wants to be, but… Hufflepuff just fits him, you know?” AND THE WRITER IN MY POCKET WOULD KNOW. Frustrated that I can’t write for shit anymore blog GPOY The number of drafts...
It never occurs to people that the socially...
parrotworm: syphiliusblack: “lol they’re just so quiet. lemme try to suffocate ‘em wiff my feelings. they’re obvioulsy good and compassionate listeners because THEY’RE ALWAYS SO QUIET”. And then you stop listening to them and start staring at a wall or something and they start to complain and then storm out of the run screaming “YOU’RE SO RUDE FOR SUCH A QUIET PERSON”. Bitch, maybe I didn’t...
The Senate just voted to pass the stand alone bill...
aceafer: But we ain’t done yet. Here’s the skinny: the Senate vote was the last legislative obstacle. Now the bill will head to President Obama’s desk for his signature. But even after the President signs this law, no one can serve openly. Certification is first required from the President, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and Secretary of Defense. It’s part of a backroom deal cut months ago,...
Every time I look at Armie Hammer I'm reminded of...
Of course he wasn’t a demon but was instead the devil’s spawn but that’s besides the point here.